Yuin's Theory of Relativity
Archimedes discovered the principles of density and bouyancy while taking his bath.
Newton discovered the law of gravity when an apple dropped on his head while sitting under a tree.
Yuin's law of relativity was developed as a result of months of agonizing interaction with cerebrally challenged people.
The Theory of Relativity (Not entirely related or otherwise to Einstein's version)
The theory of relativity states that the relationship between two or more bodies interacting in a non flow system can be approximated by the ratio of coefficient of energy absorption between each body within the confines of the system.
When no external factors apply, the relationship between each body is inversely proportional(multiplied by constant = 6.2457) to each other.
I am smart because you are stupid. How smart I am depends on how stupid you are.
The more stupid you are, the smarter I become (appear to be).
The ratio of coefficient of energy absorption is a constant between two bodies of the same plane.
As additional bodies form a cohesive bond on a plane the ratio increases provided that each body vibrates on the same plane and has a different ratio of coefficient.
I am smart as long as you remain stupid.
The more stupid people there are, the smarter I become(appear to be) as long as we’re all on the same subject or course of activity.
System resonance develops as two bodies of different ratios of coefficient of energy absorption and natural frequency merge along the same plane. When both natural frequencies approach the critical point system stability is destroyed.
Stress and tension develops as you come nearer and the more stupid that you are.
When I snap, you get a tight slap.
Newton discovered the law of gravity when an apple dropped on his head while sitting under a tree.
Yuin's law of relativity was developed as a result of months of agonizing interaction with cerebrally challenged people.
The Theory of Relativity (Not entirely related or otherwise to Einstein's version)
The theory of relativity states that the relationship between two or more bodies interacting in a non flow system can be approximated by the ratio of coefficient of energy absorption between each body within the confines of the system.
When no external factors apply, the relationship between each body is inversely proportional(multiplied by constant = 6.2457) to each other.
I am smart because you are stupid. How smart I am depends on how stupid you are.
The more stupid you are, the smarter I become (appear to be).
The ratio of coefficient of energy absorption is a constant between two bodies of the same plane.
As additional bodies form a cohesive bond on a plane the ratio increases provided that each body vibrates on the same plane and has a different ratio of coefficient.
I am smart as long as you remain stupid.
The more stupid people there are, the smarter I become(appear to be) as long as we’re all on the same subject or course of activity.
System resonance develops as two bodies of different ratios of coefficient of energy absorption and natural frequency merge along the same plane. When both natural frequencies approach the critical point system stability is destroyed.
Stress and tension develops as you come nearer and the more stupid that you are.
When I snap, you get a tight slap.
posted by yuin at 6:54 PM
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